Where do I begin?
The President's hired a new mouthpiece, a media guy who used to clown him but is now in charge of making him look good. Congrats to a fellow Fox colleague, but he's got his work cut out for him. Cue the Tom Cruise music now.
Gas is over $3.00 a gallon - in Georgia! Don't know how Tony Snow's gonna be able to spin this one.
They want to turn eleven million undocumented Latinos into felons. Now while a bill of that sort might put some of my nemesis Tabitha's family in lockdown, I can't say that I'm in favor of criminalizing a whole race. I'm fine with protecting our borders and providing a path to legalizing illegal immigrants already here. They already pay sales tax and unless you want grapes to cost ten dollars a pound and turn down your own bed, better back off the rhetoric, people.
Whitney Houston's a crack whore. I almost don't even know how to process that one. Guess she's not "Saving All Her Love" for you, Bobby...
Matthew McConaughey's got another new romantic comedy and I haven't seen it yet. What's up with THAT?
And last, but not least, Edwardo Jackson STILL has not come out with I Do? yet! What's the deal, man? You off in the Bahamas with some Russian model getting Asian massages from half-naked Jamaican chicks?? GET. MY STORY. OUT!