I DO? - Jasmine Speaks!

The OFFICIAL voice of Jasmine Selene
daughter.sister.friend.journalist.lover

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Where do I begin?


The President's hired a new mouthpiece, a media guy who used to clown him but is now in charge of making him look good. Congrats to a fellow Fox colleague, but he's got his work cut out for him. Cue the Tom Cruise music now.

Gas is over $3.00 a gallon - in Georgia! Don't know how Tony Snow's gonna be able to spin this one.

They want to turn eleven million undocumented Latinos into felons. Now while a bill of that sort might put some of my nemesis Tabitha's family in lockdown, I can't say that I'm in favor of criminalizing a whole race. I'm fine with protecting our borders and providing a path to legalizing illegal immigrants already here. They already pay sales tax and unless you want grapes to cost ten dollars a pound and turn down your own bed, better back off the rhetoric, people.

Whitney Houston's a crack whore. I almost don't even know how to process that one. Guess she's not "Saving All Her Love" for you, Bobby...


Matthew McConaughey's got another new romantic comedy and I haven't seen it yet. What's up with THAT?


And last, but not least, Edwardo Jackson STILL has not come out with I Do? yet! What's the deal, man? You off in the Bahamas with some Russian model getting Asian massages from half-naked Jamaican chicks?? GET. MY STORY. OUT!

1 Comments:

  • At 9:10 PM, Anonymous stephanie said…

    i think that mexicans should live in freedom cuase i am one. tu lo oistes soy 100% mexicana. yup mexican alright were the ones who work. white people are the ones who live in freedom. look i thought white people said we coulnt speek english. im talkin in english. so aybe white people need to pick up their buts and speak spanish. white people dont deserve to live were ever they want to mexicans do we have suferd more than them. were broke. and do almost all the work in america. i mean when i go to the grocier store i always get stuff that were expired for over 1 year. omg when i go to the mexican store their always braken their but to make sure there isnt any expired stuff. my dad has gone 2 many places 2 look for a job ans the hardest jobs is full with mexican's. the eisiest jobs are 2. and i know a latty that said that she wished she was mexican. she's races againts her own race. she said that the white people always rent her party place and that they always leave it trashed. so she dont let them rent it anymore. she said dat she only rent it to mexicans cuase they clean it up. she even took her signs that say" KEEP CLEAN"down.ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so think about it we do all the work
    p.s if u say i dont spell right its cuase im 10

     

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