Where do I begin?

The President's hired a new mouthpiece, a media guy who used to clown him but is now in charge of making him look good. Congrats to a fellow Fox colleague, but he's got his work cut out for him. Cue the Tom Cruise music now.

Gas is over $3.00 a gallon - in Georgia! Don't know how Tony Snow's gonna be able to spin this one.

They want to turn eleven million undocumented Latinos into felons. Now while a bill of that sort might put some of my nemesis Tabitha's family in lockdown, I can't say that I'm in favor of criminalizing a whole race. I'm fine with protecting our borders and providing a path to legalizing illegal immigrants already here. They already pay sales tax and unless you want grapes to cost ten dollars a pound and turn down your own bed, better back off the rhetoric, people.

Whitney Houston's a crack whore. I almost don't even know how to process that one. Guess she's not "Saving All Her Love" for you, Bobby...


Matthew McConaughey's got another new romantic comedy and I haven't seen it yet. What's up with THAT?


And last, but not least, Edwardo Jackson STILL has not come out with I Do? yet! What's the deal, man? You off in the Bahamas with some Russian model getting Asian massages from half-naked Jamaican chicks?? GET. MY STORY. OUT!

TV 4 Me

Been a minute since I posted. Probably because I was STILL PISSED at Edwardo Jackson for delaying my story. I'mma be alright, though - I Do? will be here soon enough.

In the meantime, I've been watching some TV. It's been off the hook this season! I'm talking Prison Break, 24, Black. White., House, Thief - wait a minute. Am I shilling for my employer (Fox Network)? Not really; can't stand/don't watch American Karaoke.

Seriously, though, I watch it all: Lost, Grey's Anatomy (poor George!), and even The Sopranos are back with some Big Love. Some musings from my nonstop TV watching:

- Grey's Anatomy: I hate Meredith Grey and love the fact that George is Dr. Torres' "McDreamy." Everyone should have a McDreamy - I think we know who mine is.

- Black. White.: Bruno is an ign'ant S.O.B. Typical of some of the white boys I have to put up with in the workplace.

- Okay, people, time to start 'splainin' things on Lost. The show's still good, but I need some answers...

- Am I the only one watching Freddie? Don't answer that... (Whaddaya want? He's cute...)

Well, just passing time until I can get my read on... What shows do y'all watch?